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Guild-Guardian

Hello peoples :)

I am a derpy Guild Wars 2 player and officer of [Oops];I play on the [Blackgate] server. Hope to see you ingame! :D (just like to mention though, that the opinions expressed on this blog are my opionions. Not my guild's :) You can poke me ingame if you want to chat or to party! 8D (Lavren is the best bet.)

Also! If you feel like you want to join our crazyawesome guild, Check you're on an NA server (._. sorry) and send me a ingame mail/tumblr ask :D

May your aggro be unexpected and overwhelmning

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Apr 18 '14
Words to live by

Words to live by

Apr 17 '14
Someone’s dual frostfangs freaked out in this bubble of frost 

Someone’s dual frostfangs freaked out in this bubble of frost 

Apr 16 '14
One of these things is not like the others

One of these things is not like the others

Apr 16 '14
A breakthrough has been made.

A breakthrough has been made.

Apr 15 '14
dothunter:

And so, I await.

So charismatic!

dothunter:

And so, I await.

So charismatic!

Apr 15 '14
skepticarcher:

I hear it’s someone's birthday today. 

skepticarcher:

I hear it’s someone's birthday today. 

Apr 14 '14

guild-guardian:

This is my legacy in GW2. Being That Guy in Jumping puzzles. 

Apr 14 '14

guild-guardian:

My legend Grows…

Remember when we could drop siege in JPs? R.I.P. 

Apr 14 '14
zerkingcarrots:

dancewiththesalads:

buns-of-men:

Well, isn’t that just special?  A whole whine thread on the official GW2 forums about BG getting double-teamed by TC and JQ.  They even call it “bullying.”
Cry harder, BG.  I’m sure you’ll come back around and make us cry pretty damn soon.  That’s how World vs. World turns.

Oh no! 2 servers don’t want you to win because of the overwhelming blob numbers you have against 1 server, who would imagine they decide to co-operate to keep you down so you don’t win every single week!! And if double teaming is bullying, I guess BG has done their best to bully TCon the first week and JQ on the first week on the last season. And generally being a huge jerk by guesting to TC to troll roleplayers, sitting in Sanctum puzzles just to gank people etc. BG is the definition of a bully server.
I love how easily the whole server’s inflated ego shatters when they aren’t #1 for the beginning of one week ┐(´∇`)┌

Oh man where to even begin with this train wreck of a post & tag. Whole server? Don’t pretend like the poorly structured ramblings of a person on the forums has any kind of reflection of BGs actual WvWers. Anyone who’s been playing with the top servers knows that all of them have double teamed a a third server at one point. It’s part of a 1v1v1 type game. Now I’m not so sure that any two servers have gone as far as to actively protect one another’s towers and keeps while using TS together. But hey, gotta get those mistforged weapons right? Y’all think ya buddying up to beat the big bad BG server, but the claws gonna come out between JQ and TC in a couple weeks when they realize 1 server is getting first. Then we’ll see what the scores are like. 
Now this tag. The jumping puzzle is in a PvP zone, despite the overwhelmingly delusional opinion that somehow Obsidian Sanctum is supposed to be PvE because it’s a jumping puzzle. It was put in there exactly for the reasons you don’t like. To mess with people, to have fun with knocking people off. If you get too upset over that, perhaps that aint ya cup of tea and you might want to find something else. Good thing there’s plenty of other things to do in the game. As for throwing straight people under the bus I don’t have any idea what that is about. Straight people aren’t a problem. Egotistical people are and ain’t nothing about being straight that makes ya egotistical. That just comes from being a shit. If ya spent less time making it about gay vs straight people and instead talked about good vs shitty people, you might come off like less of a bigot. But hey, you do you.

Reblogging to comment on the salad above Carrot’s post (though he p. much nails it) tags for this, because this one point is hilarious to me and i can’t let it slip away into the infinite scroll without me getting a chance to tell you why~! :)#thats what you also get for ganking people in the jumping puzzles 
So let me just break down this nerd rage in that tag ok? You are angry because you were killed by an opposing server in a PvP zone; A section of an open world pvp map designed by Anet with either traps and chokes specifically for knocking down, setting on fire, crippling, or poisoning players from other servers. And you are filled with [RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION] because another player played the game as intended, and killed you a few times in a pvp map.  Really? Really? 

gg no re

zerkingcarrots:

dancewiththesalads:

buns-of-men:

Well, isn’t that just special?  A whole whine thread on the official GW2 forums about BG getting double-teamed by TC and JQ.  They even call it “bullying.”

Cry harder, BG.  I’m sure you’ll come back around and make us cry pretty damn soon.  That’s how World vs. World turns.

Oh no! 2 servers don’t want you to win because of the overwhelming blob numbers you have against 1 server, who would imagine they decide to co-operate to keep you down so you don’t win every single week!! And if double teaming is bullying, I guess BG has done their best to bully TCon the first week and JQ on the first week on the last season. And generally being a huge jerk by guesting to TC to troll roleplayers, sitting in Sanctum puzzles just to gank people etc. BG is the definition of a bully server.

I love how easily the whole server’s inflated ego shatters when they aren’t #1 for the beginning of one week ┐(´∇`)┌

Oh man where to even begin with this train wreck of a post & tag. Whole server? Don’t pretend like the poorly structured ramblings of a person on the forums has any kind of reflection of BGs actual WvWers. Anyone who’s been playing with the top servers knows that all of them have double teamed a a third server at one point. It’s part of a 1v1v1 type game. Now I’m not so sure that any two servers have gone as far as to actively protect one another’s towers and keeps while using TS together. But hey, gotta get those mistforged weapons right? Y’all think ya buddying up to beat the big bad BG server, but the claws gonna come out between JQ and TC in a couple weeks when they realize 1 server is getting first. Then we’ll see what the scores are like. 

Now this tag. The jumping puzzle is in a PvP zone, despite the overwhelmingly delusional opinion that somehow Obsidian Sanctum is supposed to be PvE because it’s a jumping puzzle. It was put in there exactly for the reasons you don’t like. To mess with people, to have fun with knocking people off. If you get too upset over that, perhaps that aint ya cup of tea and you might want to find something else. Good thing there’s plenty of other things to do in the game. As for throwing straight people under the bus I don’t have any idea what that is about. Straight people aren’t a problem. Egotistical people are and ain’t nothing about being straight that makes ya egotistical. That just comes from being a shit. If ya spent less time making it about gay vs straight people and instead talked about good vs shitty people, you might come off like less of a bigot. But hey, you do you.

Reblogging to comment on the salad above Carrot’s post (though he p. much nails it) tags for this, because this one point is hilarious to me and i can’t let it slip away into the infinite scroll without me getting a chance to tell you why~! :)
#thats what you also get for ganking people in the jumping puzzles 

So let me just break down this nerd rage in that tag ok? You are angry because you were killed by an opposing server in a PvP zone; A section of an open world pvp map designed by Anet with either traps and chokes specifically for knocking down, setting on fire, crippling, or poisoning players from other servers. 
And you are filled with [RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION] because another player played the game as intended, and killed you a few times in a pvp map.  Really? Really? 

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gg no re

Apr 12 '14
acidsmovingcastle:

thesylvanhound:

sailortyria:

dancewiththesalads:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Has BG collectively gone on vacation?

we’re just as confused as you are

When I was on earlier TC and JQ were doubleteaming us.I gotta say it was a spit roast I wasn’t pleased to be part of.

Yeah when TC and JQ can’t win against us on their own strength they usually team up against Blackgate. And after BG beat them both down pretty continuously last season (never lost a match #yolo#swag#believegate) I suppose they’re probably pretty unhappy about it. I wonder if its all part of the *plan*
_<~^blackgate war council^~>_

acidsmovingcastle:

thesylvanhound:

sailortyria:

dancewiththesalads:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Has BG collectively gone on vacation?

we’re just as confused as you are

When I was on earlier TC and JQ were doubleteaming us.
I gotta say it was a spit roast I wasn’t pleased to be part of.

Yeah when TC and JQ can’t win against us on their own strength they usually team up against Blackgate. And after BG beat them both down pretty continuously last season (never lost a match #yolo#swag#believegate) I suppose they’re probably pretty unhappy about it. I wonder if its all part of the *plan*

_<~^blackgate war council^~>_

Apr 12 '14
most ominous renown heart completion message reminds me of

most ominous renown heart completion message reminds me of

Apr 10 '14
And thats enough WvW for a while imo.

And thats enough WvW for a while imo.

Apr 10 '14

I may or may not have just pulled an allnighter in EB working on my WvW S2 meta (2 more ranks and I am done! :D) A battle for SMC went on for a good hour and a half but we got it in the end #beastgate The lag was pretty intense though :<

Apr 8 '14
Light Norn armor is pretty nice!

Light Norn armor is pretty nice!

Apr 7 '14

roderickvonhogshipping:

Here’s another set of playlists! This time, 8tracks eight prayers for each of the Six Gods. Tracklistings below!

Dwayna’s Healing // Lady of the Lake - Audiomachine * Whispering Wind - Ronan Hardiman * Wind Queen - Two Steps from Hell * Call of Magic - Jeremy Soule * Transcendence - Audiomachine * Written in the Stars - KPM Musichouse * I am Hers, She is Mine - Ramin Djawadi * Mage Pride - Inon Zur ft. Olivia Orr (LISTEN)

Growth of Melandru // Heart - Two Steps from Hell * Melandru’s Calm - Jeremy Soule / Julian Soule * Homecoming - Audiomachine * Lelianna’s Song - Inon Zur ft. Aubrey Ashburn * Queen of the Gaels - Adrian von Ziegler * New Beginning - Audiomachine * Earth and Heaven - City of the Fallen * The Voice - Celtic Woman (LISTEN)

Grenth’s Judgement // Grenth’s Footprint - Jeremy Soule * Ingkells - Nexon / devCat studios * Snowpeak - Toru Minegishi, Asuka Ota, and Koji Kondo * Lord of Two Lands - Two Steps from Hell * Indigo-Prologue - Epica * Requiem of the Night - Audiomachine * Assassin’s Creed: Revelations Theme - Jesper Kyd, Lorne Balfe * White Walkers - Ramin Djawadi (LISTEN)

Battles of Balthazar // Sons of War - Two Steps from Hell * Fire and Honor - Audiomachine * The Unsullied - Ramin Djawadi * Moving Mountains - Two Steps from Hell * Devona’s Theme - Jeremy Soule * Clash of Titans - Immediate Music * Red Warrior - Audiomachine * Dragonborn - Jeremy Soule (LISTEN)

Illusions of Lyssa // Althea’s Theme - Jeremy Soule * Love Scene - Inon Zur * Of Tides and Quaggan - Jeremy Soule / Julian Soule * Serenade of Water Remix - Unknown * Lokasenna - Brian Tyler * The Road to Masyaf - Jesper Kyd, Lorne Balfe * Tavern Music - Inon Zur * Venus Vina Musica - Corvus Corvax (LISTEN)

Kormir’s Truth // Kormir’s Theme - Jeremy Soule / Julian Soule * Vane’s Visions - Bear McCreary * Land of Shadows - Audiomachine * Kormir’s Whispers - Jeremy Soule / Julian Soule * Starvation - Two Steps from Hell * 100 Years War - Audiomachine * Myhsa - Ramin Djawadi * Dragon Age: Origins - Inon Zur ft. Aubrey Ashburn (LISTEN)

[Coverart is concept/official art by Kekai Kotaki; edited by myself. The screenshots featured in place of concept art for Kormir is taken from this website.]

[Here is a photoset of the edits without the 8tracks text included.]